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Today Apple, the company that brought you the iPhone, iPad, iPod and the Mactini, admited that reception of their recent iPhone 4 just plainly sucks. Steve Jobs was furious about the fact that just yesterday, when he was calling his wife, he lost connection. An incident which led to a marriage crisis, after Jobs faied to convince his wife Heidi that his iPhone indeed really, really, really lost connection. Friends of Heidi claim Heidi thinks “Steve is just a lying bastard”, telling her of some “antenna problems” when in reality Jobs was having “intercourse with at least three groupies” at the same time. Moreover she is furious about him listening to Justin Bieber’s critically acclaimed song “Baby” on his fancy iPod nano when she called him, while Jobs slipped in his protective case, sources claim.

On the conference today Jobs seemed pretty much heart-broken. He could not stop telling the audience that “yeah the antenna really sucks and we knew it all the time”. But “one last thing” presented the iPhone 5 with a much improved design, hoping to save his marriage and the company.

the iphone 5 with new antenna


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Haha, damn this is so grand. Love it.

Thank you, Wil.

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OK this is really fucking my brain right now. After RED pushed back their original plans for the RED Scarlet and Epic they did it. Don’t want to babble a lot over this because my mind is simply destroying itself one frame per second at this time.

Forget everything you know about analog cinema. Forget everything you know about digital cinema. Forget everything you know about DSLRs.

This will change everything.

28k. 28000×9334 pixels.

ProLosts comparison of 28k and HD

Dorkman’s analysis of RED’s announcement


I think I will go to bed now. My mind just simply doesn’t realize what’s going on here. Maybe tomorrow I will be ready. And yes. Dear Santa. I want this 28k Camera. Because this is larger than life.

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